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DAWG 03-07-2012 12:01 AM

Damned Scammers!
 
NOTICE......Older Men Scam!

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, or even Wal-Mart.



This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.





Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar General Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

KB93z28 03-07-2012 12:58 AM

Haha, you dont say?!!!!! welp, I gotta go buy me some wallets!

LSX-Nation 03-07-2012 01:00 AM

Hahaha

irockidz28 03-07-2012 01:00 AM

hahahaha niceee

ILuvPizzaTimes10 03-07-2012 01:27 AM

LAME!!!!!

quik95lt1 03-07-2012 01:42 AM

bahahahaha thats funny

941LE 03-07-2012 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILuvPizzaTimes10 (Post 63591)
LAME!!!!!

only lame because it wasnt your wallet

ILuvPizzaTimes10 03-07-2012 03:39 AM

funny thing is No were in there does it state that a penis was played with. USELESS! i can get a Crappy lap dance at alexs for 20 bux..........

Formula413 03-07-2012 03:59 AM

The first time I heard this joke seven million or so years ago there was a blowjob involved

Last of a Breed 03-10-2012 06:46 PM

Crappy lap dances at Alex's? No way!

Z28 Autobot 03-25-2012 03:00 PM

1st time I heard it. Was cool read :)


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