[Chicken's Chick]

This guy at work is creeping me out. He has the WORST case if napoleon syndrome I have ever seen. He lies constantly and I think he actually believes them. He thinks I am his girlfriend even though I never seen him out of work nor answer ANY of his calls. He tells me he loves me constantly and in his sick mind, believes it. He feels the need to argue constantly to prove he cares (in front of others), he jokes about finding me and killing me. He is completely obsessed. I need a way to make him lose intrest on his own (ie.. If I tell him off he could obsess worse and just stalk me.) the only thing I can think of is making it 100% obvious I'm attacking his wallet. Any other ideas?



And this goes to matt cause I know you that well... No, I will NOT fart at him!!!!