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Originally Posted by ILuvPizzaTimes10
hahaha Good one. whats the matter with you? you have been posting actual funny shit lately......
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while taking a piss I slipped and hit my head on the toilet?
funny thing is I hit my head once before and ended up on this site?????
then just yesterday I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'
Then I thought...
HEY- I could win this!'
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