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05-22-2010, 11:58 PM
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Pretty funny
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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05-23-2010, 12:33 AM
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I think someone needs to see a psychiatrist! lol
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05-23-2010, 12:45 AM
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I'll neither confirm nor deny that I've gone to walmart and bought rope, duct tape, vaseline, and a bag of dum-dums and waited for the look on the cashiers face!
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05-23-2010, 01:12 AM
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i plan on doing that at work. atleast paging myself over the intercom lol
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05-23-2010, 02:06 AM
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hahaha..thats some good stuff
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05-24-2010, 01:08 PM
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some funny shit lmao
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05-25-2010, 02:35 AM
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ive done that drive thru thing before. When she asked if there was anything else I said in a serious voice, "yeah uhh could you make that to go please?" She just started laughing.
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05-25-2010, 02:28 PM
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haha some funny shit mark
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