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Old 05-08-2010, 02:07 AM
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Default The Hot Office Chick

So Eddie depsperately wanted to have sexwith hot girl at work, but she had a botfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said, "HELL NO!!" He said, "Ill be real quick-Ill throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it and Ill be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really fast and he wont even have time to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 min go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally after 45min he calls her and asks, "What the fuck happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "THAT MUTHAFUCKER HAD ALL QUARTERS!!!!"
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