The Hot Office Chick
 

So Eddie depsperately wanted to have sexwith hot girl at work, but she had a botfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said, "HELL NO!!" He said, "Ill be real quick-Ill throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it and Ill be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really fast and he wont even have time to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 min go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally after 45min he calls her and asks, "What the fuck happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "THAT MUTHAFUCKER HAD ALL QUARTERS!!!!"

BAHAHHA LOVE THAT ONE!!!!

good one navy, hahah one of my favorites.

thats awesome i have to get me some dimes

hahaha nice

lmfao!!!

rofl that was awesome

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha i love that one!!!

i'd finish even if i used 100 bills

tony thats not something to be proud of hahahaha

How did that story about me get out there? hahah, awesome!

OHH MAN!!! that was you!! OK i got some questionssss!!

its a common issue with young males jerk!

Ummmm....................somebody is lying to you Tony. lol

hahaha sounds more like a personal problem..but atleast your honest lol

its ok tony im sure they have support groups for that type of issue


hahahahaha

just jerk off more often ITS NOT THAT DIFFICULT! or are you even a 2 pump chump after that?!?!?!? Sorry buddy i..... yeah i dont feel your pain, good bye

Haha Tony, it's all good, as long as you get yours, who cares?

haha i can top that one...

Ok so theres this lady that walks into her psychiatrists office and tells him
"Listen sex with my husband isnt that great anymore, what the hell should i do?" Doc says " I got just the think for you!" he gives her this bottle of pills and says "Put one in his drink tonight at dinner and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was."

So she goes home, and comes back the next day and tells the Doc. "Oh My God! it was great!!! but i want more..!" DOc says "ok put 2 in his drink tonight and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was"
She comes back the next morning in crutches and tells the doc "Jesus it was F'ing great!!! but i want more!!" Doc says "Ok well put 3 in his drink and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was"

So she goes home and comes back the next morning in a wheel chair, Doc asks "What the hell happened?" She says "Gawd this is awesome!, but i want more" Doc says, "well put the rest of the bottle in his drink and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was"

So she goes home.....and doesnt come back,.....3 months pass by and a young kid shows up at the office and asks the doc, "Are you the doctor that gave my mommy those pills for my daddy?" the doc says "Why yes! how is your mother i havent seen her in months!" The kid says "Well my mommy's Dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass hurts, and my daddys in the corner saying "HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!

HAHAHAHA I remember that one!! It was the only dirty joke I was able to remember when I was 10.

LMAO!!!!!!! hahaha thats good

hahahahahaha thats a good one

hahah thats funny but also sketchy lol