F-body moron of the week
 

On occasion, someone at work will tell the guys I like cars... It has brought on the best and WORST car conversations. Figured I'd share the humor.

This week, this guy hears I have a camaro. He has an 87 camaro. "naturally" faster than mine... I ask what he has done. He says "350". I say "tuned port" or "throttle body?" checking to see if he was full of shit. it's tuned port. Ok ... I tell him what's in the z and he says "oh ahh the motor is coming out and blah blah" I said jokingly I'd take that race. He while moving his finger in circles.. "mine is definitely faster. I have the block "ported out". I laughed and said "you mean BORED OUT? He said "ugh ya". I asked to what. And he said "I dunno" and walked away...
Another boy pwned by a girl ;)

Haha wow what a tool. Im sure he told his buddies that he gave you a lesson in cars though.

lol i love that crap

Hmmm sounds like our convo! Wtf I didn't know you were gunna go blab to everyone..... :(

I thought this thread was gonna be about me.

i love listening to people that knows everything about cars but don't now shit.

its even worse when ur a chick cause guys automatically think u dont kno shit.

yeah but in your case there right........

eat a dick dingleberry

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I bet as soon as he realized you actually knew what you were talking about he panicked and started trying to figure out a way out of the conversation...

hay the block in my 87 was ported I ported and brushed all the oil ports and such to get rid of all the ruff casting bull shit. :)

way to ruin it boomer... way to go!

gotta love it.

I will say one thing, my wife doesnt let shit get by her at all. Some people try b.sing her and she is just like, yeah OK....

Absolutely! Even better i also hear anything i know my boyfriend must have told me. The ones that quiz me are the ones that tend to know the least also