Talladega Nights
 

My name is Ricky Bobby and if you dont chew Big-Red, then FU%K YOU!

SHAKE AND BAKE!!!! THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

I like to think of Jesus with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

I dont know what to do with my hands.

Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

"So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?''

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

GOD DAMN COUGAR IN THE CAR!!!!
 

Hahahaha I friggin love that movie

The scene where he says grace is one of my favs. He's contractually obligated to give thanks for Powerade LOL

And the kids: Walker, and Texas Ranger (TR for short) :haha:

yeah that was awesome, dinner scene saying grace hahaha

Thread killer...

The teacher asked me what the capitol of North Carolina was. I said, “Washington DC.” She said, “You’re wrong.” I said, “You have a lumpy butt.”

I might be 10 yrs old but I'll still kick your ass old man hahaha

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!

Man it's been a shit week at work. Anytime you have 3 different attorneys in 2 different states talking horse-shit at you it's a bad week at work.

Anyway, the movie was just on and it always makes me laugh my ass off........