[MasterSe7en]

haha i can top that one...

Ok so theres this lady that walks into her psychiatrists office and tells him
"Listen sex with my husband isnt that great anymore, what the hell should i do?" Doc says " I got just the think for you!" he gives her this bottle of pills and says "Put one in his drink tonight at dinner and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was."

So she goes home, and comes back the next day and tells the Doc. "Oh My God! it was great!!! but i want more..!" DOc says "ok put 2 in his drink tonight and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was"
She comes back the next morning in crutches and tells the doc "Jesus it was F'ing great!!! but i want more!!" Doc says "Ok well put 3 in his drink and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was"

So she goes home and comes back the next morning in a wheel chair, Doc asks "What the hell happened?" She says "Gawd this is awesome!, but i want more" Doc says, "well put the rest of the bottle in his drink and come back tomorrow and tell me how it was"

So she goes home.....and doesnt come back,.....3 months pass by and a young kid shows up at the office and asks the doc, "Are you the doctor that gave my mommy those pills for my daddy?" the doc says "Why yes! how is your mother i havent seen her in months!" The kid says "Well my mommy's Dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass hurts, and my daddys in the corner saying "HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!