I was going to mention the Herpes thing. Always a good scare. Always pull the race card, "I only like black men".
Or you could always make up a story of how you tried to make it work with the last guy who was just like him.. and instead it just ended up with him not liking _____fill in the blank" or the cops getting involved because when HE wanted to leave, you wouldnt let him, and now he has a restraining order on YOU. Try to out do his crazy.
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Badger: ill fucking shank you! =D
Pizza: Sweet
Badger: wait while i go make a shank out of my toothbrush
Pizza: AWESOME!!!!
Pizza: dude if you fuckin do it i will let you stab me!!!!
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