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> A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, > > > 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' > > The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle > > ALL of these chickens. > > Look what it has done to me > > Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' > > > > > > The young rooster says, > > 'Beat it: You are washed up > > And I am taking over.' > > The old rooster says, > > 'I tell you what, young stud. > > I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' > > The young rooster laughs. > > 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. > > So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' > > > The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. > > They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. > > He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast! > > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch > > When he sees the roosters running by. > > The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. > > The Farmer grabs his shotgun and > > - BOOM - > > He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, > > > 'Dammit...... > > Third gay rooster I bought this month.' > > > Moral of this > Story? ..... > > Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - > > Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery > > Always overcome youth and arrogance! > > OLD DUDES RULE!
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Haha, this is pretty funny
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hahaha wow
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hahaha
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