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04-17-2010, 11:30 AM
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A WOMANS PRAYER
A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother... A MAN'S PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing, racing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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 "As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen US NAVY RETIRED 
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04-17-2010, 02:19 PM
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She's going to praying for a very long time!!!
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04-17-2010, 04:49 PM
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hahaha that shit aint happenin
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04-18-2010, 12:11 AM
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I say the mans prayer evernight!!!! Thats all I need!!!!!!
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 2001 Navy Blue Metallic Z28 hardtop. M6, black Z06 wheels(17x9.5 fronts/18x10.5 rears), Thunder 224cam, Kooks 1 7/8 stainless headers/ypipe, Magnaflow exhaust, Hurst shifter, SLP CAI/lid, K&N air filter, Manley double roller timing chain, 160stat, Thunder ported oil pump, SPEC Stage 3+ clutch w/billet flywheel, Powerstop cross-drilled/slotted rotors, and SLOWHAWK TUNED!!! SLOWHAWK IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN MAN!
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04-18-2010, 12:58 AM
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lmao
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04-18-2010, 01:36 AM
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Any luck Navy?
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04-18-2010, 02:47 AM
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2001 Navy Blue Metallic Z28 hardtop. M6, black Z06 wheels(17x9.5 fronts/18x10.5 rears), Thunder 224cam, Kooks 1 7/8 stainless headers/ypipe, Magnaflow exhaust, Hurst shifter, SLP CAI/lid, K&N air filter, Manley double roller timing chain, 160stat, Thunder ported oil pump, SPEC Stage 3+ clutch w/billet flywheel, Powerstop cross-drilled/slotted rotors, and SLOWHAWK TUNED!!! SLOWHAWK IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN MAN!
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04-18-2010, 12:15 PM
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~*Maddie*~
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