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02-02-2011, 01:36 AM
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Mycoxaflopin
just got this email forwarded to me:
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.** Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. **** The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.** After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.** Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. **** Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. * It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. * Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.** Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. **** Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.** This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. ****
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02-02-2011, 04:34 AM
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lmao! that was awesome
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02-02-2011, 08:33 AM
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nice!!!
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02-02-2011, 06:43 PM
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Should've been Coke.
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02-03-2011, 03:29 AM
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hahahaha awesome
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02-03-2011, 04:44 AM
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LMAO!!!!
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02-03-2011, 11:11 AM
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Hahaha
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