How to lose a guy???

[Chicken's Chick]

This guy at work is creeping me out. He has the WORST case if napoleon syndrome I have ever seen. He lies constantly and I think he actually believes them. He thinks I am his girlfriend even though I never seen him out of work nor answer ANY of his calls. He tells me he loves me constantly and in his sick mind, believes it. He feels the need to argue constantly to prove he cares (in front of others), he jokes about finding me and killing me. He is completely obsessed. I need a way to make him lose intrest on his own (ie.. If I tell him off he could obsess worse and just stalk me.) the only thing I can think of is making it 100% obvious I'm attacking his wallet. Any other ideas?



And this goes to matt cause I know you that well... No, I will NOT fart at him!!!!

[black heartbeat]

what if you try to creep him out? I mean seriously. Start a conversation with something as disturbing as "hey have you ever tasted human flesh?" then he'll laugh then say "no...seriously" tell him the most terrifying things you can think of to make a guy no longer interested. And if it persists, get a restraining order. just my 2 cents. I've help a few girls shake stalkers and if seems the easiest way is to actually scare the guy thats doing the stalking. Freak him the fuck out everyone has a limit no matter how crazy he is

[Chicken's Chick]

VERY good advice!! I love it! Gave me a few good ideas

[TBerry95z28]

But first. get his wallet lol

[My84Z]

I'd say tell him to start buying you things like rolex's etc lol tell him if he can't then he isn't for you lol

[Formula413]

What you're going to need to do is not be hot. Might take some work. Don't shower for a week, apply makeup drunk, and gain 50 pounds. That should get you off to a good start. Let me know if you need any more help.

[Chicken's Chick]

Absolutely going for wallet first I can combine all advice... make him spend 400+ an hour for me in VIP, creep him out, bitch the whole entire time about my girrly problems, brag about my exes, tell him to buy me everything and....

Originally Posted by Formula413

What you're going to need to do is not be hot. Might take some work. Don't shower for a week, apply makeup drunk, and gain 50 pounds. That should get you off to a good start. Let me know if you need any more help.

Lmao!!!!! I still gotta make money with the other guys there Alex hehe good thinking though xoxo

[*LS1* Queen]

lmao i hate stalkers...i like the idea of getting shit off him then scare him by acting crazy although if hes a pyscho he will prob like it lol

[Chicken's Chick]

Maddie, he is the one who claimed he bought a 7 second mustang this past january and showed me a video of "him" burning out in the car ... In the video, there was no snow on the ground!!! He "sold" it when my friend challenged him Lmao. He does like girls who drain his wallet. Hard part is I don't know who he is cause 99.9% of everything he told me is a lie and the .1% was his name. I'm doing some research on napoleon syndrome. Looking for inspiration there too.

[SLP IROC-Z]

tell him you were born a man, that would scare me! lmao jk